Watch the amazing Locus juggle several books at once, and try not to drop any! Free admission.
"But men ought to be able to manage their own affairs... after all, most of them don't seem to mind speaking frankly, and making people unhappy."
Mildred is such a badass sometimes, when she's not being exasperating (as in a second later, when she agrees to play messenger).
Also, Everard Bones' mother: OMG.